Harry Potter and the Game of Thrones (because my brain has this terrible urge to make connections between everything I like, have the Harry Potter characters sorted into the houses of Westeros xD
I wanted to make this a gifset but have no idea how to make gifs, so have some doodles instead. yes I really have no life.)♣ Harry Potter as House Stark | the boy who was promised, a thing for honour and “saving people”, and a house of orphans destined for great things.
♣ Hermione Granger as House Martell | headstrong, intelligent and outspoken - there’s a reason Hermione was sorted into Gryffindor.
♣ The Weasleys as House Tully | a loyal family of redheads, seemingly rustic but can surprise you with their badassery.
♣ Neville Longbottom as House Tyrell | because Tyrell’s words are so appropriate! a power that grows throughout the story, and the sigil fits Neville’s love of herbology.
♣ Luna Lovegood as House Arryn | an association with air and high places that fits Ravenclaw Tower; seen as detached and a bit kooky by others.
♣ The Malfoys as House Lannister | arrogant blondes loaded with old money that they use for political power… they are a close-knit family, in their own way (and Narcissa’s actions at the end are very much “a Lannister always pays her debts”)
♣ Severus Snape as House Greyjoy | harsh and unforgiving; the house of Turncloaks and self-proclaimed Princes who make terrible life choices.
♣ Dolores Umbridge as House Bolton | creepy and manipulative; fond of pink and controlling their enemies by cutting them open.
♣ Fenrir Greyback as House Clegane | the Mad Dog, or the Mountain That Bites… employed as a vicious bruiser by the other Houses.
♣ Voldemort as House Targaryen | ’madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin’; ambitious, ruthless and scarily powerful.
- You passed the 11th grade!
- You’re going to be a father!
- Your mom has cancer!
- You failed the math test!
- Your grandpa just died!
- I’m sorry I gave you AIDS
- Your blog sucks!
- I’m sorry for laughing at you the time you got diarrhea in Barnes and Noble
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HARRY POTTER GIVEAWAY:
Slytherin scarf (never worn), Hedwig stuffed animal (moveable head and squeaking noise), Hogwarts journal (blank paper), Slytherin journal (lined paper) and one Ollivander’s wand (January-Feburary birthday).
Basically, I went to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in December, and bought a bunch of stuff. However, for my birthday, my Grandma and Grandpa got me almost exactly the same things I bought while I was there off of the website, so now I have duplicates. I decided to give some of my stuff to you lovely followers :)
Basic guidelines: you MUST be following me (5-4-11.tumblr.com) and you must reblog this post. You can reblog it as many times as possible, but likes don’t count. I’ll be using one of those things that chooses a random number or whatever the fuck (like random.org) to pick my winner, so the more times you reblog, the bigger chance you get.
As expected, the journals don’t have any writing in them and the scarf has been worn once and dry-cleaned. I’ll be choosing five winners - one item to a person - and whoever replies to my ask first gets to choose what they want.
Make sure you keep your askboxes open until July 3rd when I choose my winner. I’ll pay for international shipping and will contact you through your askbox if you win.
Good luck! :)
